Friday, 26 March 2010

Bity in the usa!

Hattie has set off on her usa lax tour with a great gag: my weight yoyos but it only goes up...
These are the gags we love you for bitster, keep up the good work!x


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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Hattie got dumped...

today Archie Todd dumped Hattie Wilson because it was better when they were friends, she was feeling sorry for herself today and i thought this constituted a gag===>

Join the HHC!

The HHC is a committee governing all that Bity can say and do. For example, Bity must consult the HHC before brushing her teeth, and for allotted shower length every morning. Neither may she go to any meal or sit down without the HHC's permission. The HHC fully respects Bity's choices in life, however feels that her brain is somewhat inferior and so they get to make the decisions for her.

The HHC so far consists of:
 Rosie Fenning KS
 Harry Bruges KS MS
 Maya Kolade AS

You may request to join the HHC if you are any form of scholar (sorry exhibitioners...)

Hennie's gags

"What happens to Malco at the end of Harry Potter?"
"Did they use bows and arrows in WW1?"
noonelikes hattie.... "I do!" Shut up loser.

Monday, 22 March 2010

A tribute to Hattie Wilson

Dear Hattie,

I know this may seem mean or offensive, but really it is lighthearted fun, "banter" if you will. I hope you are having a nice day, and i leave you with this image to keep you happy and contented.

An Ancient Gag

"λoλ"

A Casual Gag

"I love casual banter in Londis"

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