Hattie accompanied Yasmaz

It was crap. Lol troll.

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Speed crutching

Here's Bity doing some speed crutching by the pupil's social centre.

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The lolidays

Had some reports that Bity got 'fucking lashed' at some 'sick ass rave' in half term. Seems like she had a bit too much alcolol... Looking forward to seeing yall back at school x

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Hat's is a black girl

I'm just having a bit of a beyonce booty shake!

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We've matured into Political puns now...

Bity walks past a random guy on the street
'wow, i bet he's hung like parliament!'
In colabaration with silver eagle a source close to bitwu herself...

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Texting Gag

Just got a text from Bity:
Terribly sorry but don't think so...another time fo sho though? (hehee that last bit rhymes).
She is so lol innit
Also pic of what hats wil look like in the future

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Hats sex

Do you want to know who made me pregnant?
Who?
Can't remember;)
Also my chickens, non Bity relevant though...

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First of the French gags

" Okay so you'll just blitz the french" (geddit!!?!!?!???!!?!??!)
"My French girl said she was the normal group, just not popular"

Not Bity relevant

I thought i would take this opportunity to show that i flew a plane and it was fucking awesome. Thank you that is all.

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Bity tries on some hareem pants

Bity with me in her new hareem pants which she didn't buy cos the are £89. Haha

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Hawu got hammered

Here at the HHC we have just heard news that Bitster got "totally wankered" the other night! Bitwu is Francing at the mome coz she is just a gr8 linguist, N E way was just sayin that everyones fave hat can "get plastered" just like the rest of us. Spahetti lolagnaise!!!?!!?!??!!!

Hattie in the airport

This is a picture of Bity once again feeling sorry for herself during her lacrosse tour to america with the U15As <3 yall 4eva u r all stunerrs!
Bity is looking "bare peng".

Hawu's daily routine!

Hattie with a blackhead removing strip, Bity 'flash strukk', hawu making some purchases in 'nu look' and finally bitster in bed, what a great day she's had!x

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Saskia's gags

 I bought this top thing from Topshop but it kind of looks like one of those tablecloths old people use to put their scones on so I might return it.


Pure quality gag there from Saskia Barnard

Bity's back!

Bity is back with us people! She had a great time in the USA and will update any gags she made as soon as i hear them form my reliable sources. Bity is starting to worry about her French GCSE speaking exam after these holidays as she has done no preparation yet and i have done like loads, but don't worry Bity, we all know you are great at orals!!?!???! Geddit?!!?!!?!!

Bity in the usa!

Hattie has set off on her usa lax tour with a great gag: my weight yoyos but it only goes up...
These are the gags we love you for bitster, keep up the good work!x


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Hattie got dumped...

today Archie Todd dumped Hattie Wilson because it was better when they were friends, she was feeling sorry for herself today and i thought this constituted a gag===>

Join the HHC!

The HHC is a committee governing all that Bity can say and do. For example, Bity must consult the HHC before brushing her teeth, and for allotted shower length every morning. Neither may she go to any meal or sit down without the HHC's permission. The HHC fully respects Bity's choices in life, however feels that her brain is somewhat inferior and so they get to make the decisions for her.

The HHC so far consists of:
 Rosie Fenning KS
 Harry Bruges KS MS
 Maya Kolade AS

You may request to join the HHC if you are any form of scholar (sorry exhibitioners...)

Hennie's gags

"What happens to Malco at the end of Harry Potter?"
"Did they use bows and arrows in WW1?"
noonelikes hattie.... "I do!" Shut up loser.

A tribute to Hattie Wilson

Dear Hattie,

I know this may seem mean or offensive, but really it is lighthearted fun, "banter" if you will. I hope you are having a nice day, and i leave you with this image to keep you happy and contented.

An Ancient Gag

"λoλ"

A Casual Gag

"I love casual banter in Londis"

Welcome to Hattie's Gags!

Welcome to Hattie's Gag's, where we publish all of Hattie's great gags. Hattie is on the left.