Hat's is a black girl

I'm just having a bit of a beyonce booty shake!

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We've matured into Political puns now...

Bity walks past a random guy on the street
'wow, i bet he's hung like parliament!'
In colabaration with silver eagle a source close to bitwu herself...

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Texting Gag

Just got a text from Bity:
Terribly sorry but don't think so...another time fo sho though? (hehee that last bit rhymes).
She is so lol innit
Also pic of what hats wil look like in the future

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Hats sex

Do you want to know who made me pregnant?
Who?
Can't remember;)
Also my chickens, non Bity relevant though...

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First of the French gags

" Okay so you'll just blitz the french" (geddit!!?!!?!???!!?!??!)
"My French girl said she was the normal group, just not popular"

Not Bity relevant

I thought i would take this opportunity to show that i flew a plane and it was fucking awesome. Thank you that is all.

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